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Why does this kind of designs pop up every season? It brings confusion. Is it a sandal? Is it a boot? Is it a boot pretending to be sandal? Or is it a sandal pretending to be a boot? Too many questions for such a thing. It’s not worth it.

Costume National Cut out Boot available at luisaviaroma.com (€ 533).

Compared to the previous creation I’ve seen from Camilla Skovgaard this is an improvement. A great improvement in fact. But oops… Somewhere down the designroad she got out of control with the platform on these pumps. At first too high I guess and when trying to scrape off a bit, she has used a saw. The result… Well, make your own verdict. I made mine.

Could it go worse than boots prentending to be shoes? I didn’t thought so. Girl, I was so wrong! Gianni Barbato just made it worse. A thigh high boot pretending to be a sandal(!?!?). And that’s just for a starter. I won’t even talk about the perforated shaft.

Maybe prostitutes will wear it on hot days. But I don’t think a prostitute would pay € 638 for such a shoe crime.

With the sale coming to an end, the new collection comes in. That also means most of the time a peak in shoe crimes. These Chloé Canvas Sandals are no exception. A sandal with a canvas cover. That cover looks like some kind of eco bag. Why would you ever wear a sandal which covers your ankles? Maybe when you have cankles. But then I think you’ll better wear a pair of boots, at least ankle boots.

At first sight of these Valentino shoes I thought something very bad has happened to it. The designer must have left the shoes standing outside too long in the pouring rain. Of course you should never leave shoes outside in the rain. These particular shoes have started to grow… ehrr… something.

Another closer look revealed the mystery. It’s lace! Almost the whole shoe is made out of lace. Adding to all this the ridiculous price of € 4420, there can only be one verdict left for these shoes. This is definetly a shoe crime!

Via: Shoeperwoman